Welcome to The Annoying Toy Store

Our name says it all — we're a toy store that sells toys that are really, really annoying. The toys we sell have been hand-picked to be loved by kids and annoying for their parents. All of the toys we sell make noise of some kind, from a piano keychain for babies to drum machine for older kids. 

We add new toys to our site every week, so please come back.

Enjoy!

Why The Annoying Toy Store?

Gifts for Friends & Family

The Annoying Toy Store toys are aunts, uncles, close-friends, grandparents, and any relation who enjoys light-hearted fun and sending gifts to little ones.

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Curated & Chaotic

Our toy selection grows every week! 
Every toy is specifically curated to introduce a laughable piece of chaos into the home, but you won't be there for it. You're welcome!

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Music, Singing and Noise

Each and every toy we carry creates noise. Whether a drum machine or the baby's first phone, our toys will be cherished by the little ones and hated by the parents. This is too good! 

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Toy of the Month: Fingerling Hugs

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